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d. nott ([info]zerotobitch) wrote,
@ 2008-01-31 19:19:00

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You people have thirty seconds to tell me what in the flying fantastical fuck is going on before I kill someone with the closest thing to me.

Right now I have a strangely shaped twig. Anyone feeling up for death by twig?

I have gleaned that my name is Dorian Nott and I hate you all. Let's keep things that way.

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[info]easterly
2008-02-01 01:25 am UTC (link)
Some wild form of unfocused magic is affecting the surrounding area. This is most probably temporary.

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[info]zerotobitch
2008-02-01 01:29 am UTC (link)
As helpful as that is, plebe, it doesn't tell me why I'm

Oh.

You're Westing?

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[info]easterly
2008-02-01 01:31 am UTC (link)
Apparently. I'm unsure what my real name actually is, but I'm sure it's something directional.

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[info]zerotobitch
2008-02-01 01:32 am UTC (link)
It should be on your journal, if you're anything like careful with what you own. Not that -- yes.

It appears that I found you worth my time before this... incident. Surprising but not unwelcome. I don't suppose you'd remember anything about me?

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(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:40 am UTC

[info]missophelia
2008-02-01 01:33 am UTC (link)
You're not very nice.

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[info]zerotobitch
2008-02-01 01:34 am UTC (link)
Astute fucking observation, princess.

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[info]missophelia
2008-02-01 01:36 am UTC (link)
I can't believe that I'm supposed to like you. Ugh.

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[info]zerotobitch
2008-02-01 01:37 am UTC (link)
...oh. You. Ah.

Ophelia?

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(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 04:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missophelia, 2008-02-01 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saucy_sam, 2008-02-01 11:36 pm UTC

[info]saucy_sam
2008-02-01 01:46 am UTC (link)
Woah. Calm down there.

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[info]zerotobitch
2008-02-01 01:47 am UTC (link)
What useful advice! Shut the fuck up.

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[info]saucy_sam
2008-02-01 01:48 am UTC (link)
How about you try and make me.

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[info]zerotobitch
2008-02-01 01:50 am UTC (link)
I would, but I don't particularly care enough to find you, find a way to kill you, and then properly dispose of the body.

Tough luck.

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(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saucy_sam, 2008-02-01 04:39 am UTC

[info]easterly
2008-02-01 01:47 am UTC (link)
Oh, like no one else hasn't freaked out.

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[info]saucy_sam
2008-02-01 01:50 am UTC (link)
Sure other people have freaked out but no one else has threatened death by "twig".

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[info]thewronggirl
2008-02-01 01:58 am UTC (link)
Oi, mean person! Are you my boyfriend? 'Cause I think I'm pregnant.

Did we have... sex?

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[info]zerotobitch
2008-02-01 01:59 am UTC (link)
EXCUSE ME.

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[info]thewronggirl
2008-02-01 02:02 am UTC (link)
Well? Are we supposed to be dating or what? JESU It's not like a casual thing, is it?

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(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewronggirl, 2008-02-01 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewronggirl, 2008-02-01 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewronggirl, 2008-02-01 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 03:02 am UTC

[info]saucy_sam
2008-02-01 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Pregnant??

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[info]beholden
2008-02-01 02:01 am UTC (link)
I reckon that would not be a pleasant way to die.

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[info]zerotobitch
2008-02-01 02:02 am UTC (link)
You reckon correctly, sir, and by my watch have approximately 25 seconds to live.

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[info]beholden
2008-02-01 02:03 am UTC (link)
Best make use of them. Care to join me for a bath?

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(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beholden, 2008-02-01 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beholden, 2008-02-01 02:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beholden, 2008-02-01 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beholden, 2008-02-01 02:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beholden, 2008-02-01 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beholden, 2008-02-01 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beholden, 2008-02-01 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beholden, 2008-02-01 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beholden, 2008-02-01 02:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:18 am UTC

[info]wildhairedboy
2008-02-01 02:22 am UTC (link)
Relax, mate. The magic will wear off soon, I'm sure.

Just, don't kill anyone until you get your memory back, yeah? You might regret it in the morning.

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[info]zerotobitch
2008-02-01 02:29 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure who on earth you think you are to address me in such a casual and obviously misguidedly amiable manner, but I am quite sure that I would very much prefer if you ceased, desisted, and fell horrifically ill.

In smaller terms, more fitting to your intelligence: if you have nothing useful to say, bugger off.

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[info]wildhairedboy
2008-02-01 02:32 am UTC (link)
Is there any chance you smoke? I went out and had a cigarette, which was harder than it looked, and now I'm a lot more calm. You might be having a nicotine fit.

Unless this is your real personality and that's just sad. And hey, we don't know. You and I could be great friends. Though, you do seem a little tightly wound.

Maybe it's been a while?

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(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wildhairedboy, 2008-02-01 02:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wildhairedboy, 2008-02-01 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wildhairedboy, 2008-02-01 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saucy_sam, 2008-02-01 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wildhairedboy, 2008-02-02 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wildhairedboy, 2008-02-01 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wildhairedboy, 2008-02-01 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 02:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wildhairedboy, 2008-02-01 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wildhairedboy, 2008-02-01 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wildhairedboy, 2008-02-01 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 03:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 03:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zerotobitch, 2008-02-01 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 03:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]easterly, 2008-02-01 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wildhairedboy, 2008-02-01 03:01 am UTC

[info]flower_of_gold
2008-02-03 07:59 pm UTC (link)
You sound like a right foul git. I'm quite sure everyone hates you as much as you hate them. And I can't remember a damn thing.

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